Top 10 Good things about turning 40
10-You don't have to write 3's as much-and we all know what a PAIN that can be.
9-You are old enough that the bad stuff you did when you were younger can't be found on the internet.
8-You can finally tell stories about how much you used to pay for a cup of coffee and how far it was for you to walk to school.
8-You can finally tell stories about how much you used to pay for a cup of coffee and how far it was for you to walk to school.
7- You are automatically seen as wiser than a 39 year old.
5-You can take pleasure in the fact you haven't contracted furniture disease (the one where your chest drops into your drawers).
4- Only 219,000 more hours until your retirement! (at age 65).
3-You are officially allowed to call people under 30 "young whippersnappers" with impunity
2.You can use 'failing eyesight' excuse to get new bigger monitor from Tech Support.
1-Life can begin.
Happy Friday everyone! Especially if you are turning 40!
PS Extra 40th Birthday ideas for a movie buffs
PPS - 40th Birthday Hashtag Humor for Jimmy Fallon!
PS Extra 40th Birthday ideas for a movie buffs
PPS - 40th Birthday Hashtag Humor for Jimmy Fallon!
