But I have been giving some serious thought (as I always do for the Friday Funnies) to hiring another Tech Support person to help us out. But not just any person can become a Systems Analyst ... no there are special requirements... 10 of them in fact....
10. He/she refers to the days of using a 2800 baud modem to surf
bulletin boards as "The good ol' days".
9. Has seen The Matrix 10 times minimum.
8. Proudly wears a USB key on a chain around his/her neck.
7. Drinks more coffee before 9 am than most people do all day.
6. His/her password has more weird characters than a Quentin Tarantino movie.
5. You tell him/her: "There are 10 kinds of people in this world. . . . . .those who understand binary numbers and those who don't" and he/she actually laughs.
3. Does mistake any of these Tech terms
2. Has at least 1 dot matrix printer and/or CRT monitor in his/her basement.
And the #1 Requirement for a new Systems Analyst in Tech Support:
1.Can answer a pointy haired boss' computer questions without laughing . . . or crying!
Happy Friday Everyone! Remember every time you share Bill's Friday Funny an angel gets his computer upgraded.
