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| Do I look like a guy who needs to get some exercise? |
Top 10 ways to get to 10,000 steps on my pedometer
10. Turn off the TV. And the laptop. And the tablet. And the phone too!
9. Alter the time-space continuum to make each day 42 hours long. Or maybe I should just create my own holodeck to play around in
8. Use bacon like a carrot and dangle it in front of me whenever I am walking.
7. Give up my happy-go-lucky-care-free-dont-worry-be-happy ways and start worrying. Then at least I count count the paces across the floor.
6. Move the coffee pot and drink more coffee (and then move the bathroom further away too)
5. Answer all 14 of the Pointy Haired Boss' daily tech requests by walking upstairs to his office and tell him "Turn it off and on again".
4. Walk everywhere following Apple Maps.
3. Stop insulting Calgary Flames fans so much. They are actually doing ok this year and it hard to add more steps when your foot is in your mouth so much.
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| 82,210 Steps Woot! Woot! |
2. Turn it upside down!
1. OK here is my real idea: The more shout outs this post gets on social media the more I will walk each day for 30 days. Here's how it works:
50 steps for each LIKE on Facebook, Fav on Twitter or +1 on Google Plus, or whatever they do on Instagram or Pinterest.
100 steps for each share on Facebook and Google Plus, or RT on Twitter.
So help me out and set me walking! Watch next week for the tallies.
