Happy New Year everyone! Here's to starting the new year with a laugh!
Top 10 Super Hero New Years' Resolutions:
10. The Incredible Hulk - To finally take Anger Management Classes
9. Aquaman - To hire a new PR guy so he is not known only as "the guy
who talks to fish"
8. The Green Lantern - To finally upgrade his lantern to more
environmentally friendly LEDs
7. Superman - To not fall for the Kryptonite-hidden-in-the-lead-box
trick again!
6. Justice League - To sell the naming rights to the Hall of Justice to
raise money for the 'Widows and Orphans Fund'
5. Robin - To strike out on his own and write a tell all autobiography:
"My secret life with Batnutcase"
4. Iron Man - To finally make his move on the Invisible Girl from the
Fantastic Four
3. Batman - to finally teach Superman how to use email on the Justice
League Computer
2. Wonder Woman - To convert the invisible jet to cheaper diesel fuel.
1. Batman - To find the jerk who put the "Bats do it at night"
bumpersticker on the Batmobile
