Top 10 Good things about turning 40
10-Don't have to write 3's as much.
9-You are old enough that the bad stuff you did when you were younger can't be found on the internet.
8-Can tell stories about how much they used to pay for a cup of coffee and how far it was for them to walk to school.
7-Automatically seen as wiser than a 39 year old.
6-Can wear Red hats and purple sweaters.
5-Can take pleasure in the fact you haven't contracted the furniture disease (where your chest drops into your drawers).
4-Only 219,000 more hours until retirement! (at age 65).
3-Officially allowed to call people under 30 " young whippersnappers"
2.Can use 'failing eyesight' excuse to get new bigger monitor from IT.
1-Life can begin.
Happy Friday everyone! Especially if you are turning 40!