Top 10 Random thoughts during Business Analysis training week in Vancouver

My selfie from the illustrious Global Knowledge Training Center
in Vancouver, BC, Canada

Just completed a great course from Global Knowledge in Vancouver to help me do more Business Analysis type things on my job. Between hotel and airports I had some time to reflect on my training and the Vancouver area ...

Top 10 Random thoughts during Business Analysis Training:

10.  Although Enterprise Analysis includes Data it has nothing to do with Star Trek

9. 

8.

Q:Why do vampires make poor project managers

A: Because they wont meet with stakeholders.


7. Q. What is the PM's favorite passphrase?

    A.  Open SME

6.  That was a great sandwich board sign at the barbershop...

5. ... on both sides.

4. Why doesn't Willie Desjardin play the Sedins more?  (not funny, just the truth)

3. Risk Managment is more than just going after Australia in the first round of attacks.

2. Can I come up with 10 of these by Friday without cheating?

1. If the A-Team was Agile:

-Hannibal would be the PM ('cause he loves it when a plan comes together)
-MR T would be the Business Analyst (BA)
-Face would be the executive sponsor. (in charge of convincing exec's to throw money at the project
-Murdoch would be the enigmatic end user. :-)
-And The A-team theme song would play through the entire sprint.


Happy Friday Everyone!