Top Ten ways you can tell your bank has been robbed by a computer geek:
10. He has tape holding his mask together in the middle.
9. He can't help but check his blackberry/iphone while they are getting the money.
8. The weapon he is used is a light sabre.
7. He also steals their Dilbert Calendar.
6. His getaway vehicle was a segway.
5. As he was leaving he waved his hand in a circle and said 'I am not the robber you are looking for.'
4. He warned them his 'Phaser' was set to 'Kill' instead of 'Stun'.
3. The Note was written in Elvish.
2. The robbers got into an argument about which one got to be Mr. Anderson
1. Note was written on the back of his failed dot-com business plan.
0 comments:
Post a Comment