Top 10 Geek Requirements for a new Systems Analyst in Tech Support

Whew! What a week for the IT department! A new referral system . . . lightning storms. . . new computers and monitors . . . It's enough to make an IT person go on holidays.
But I have been giving some serious thought (as I always do for the Friday Funnies) to hiring another Tech Support person to help us out. But not just any person can become a Systems Analyst ... no there are special requirements... 10 of them in fact....


10. He/she refers to the days of using a 2800 baud modem to surf
bulletin boards as "The good ol' days".

9. Has seen The Matrix 10 times minimum.

8. Proudly wears a USB key on a chain around his/her neck.


7. Drinks more coffee before 9 am than most people do all day.

6. His/her password has more weird characters than a Quentin Tarantino movie.

5. You tell him/her: "There are 10 kinds of people in this world. . . . . .those who understand binary numbers and those who don't" and he/she actually laughs.

4. His/her most prized possession is a framed picture of Dilbert which he/she keeps on top of his/her desk.

3. Does mistake any of these Tech terms

2. Has at least 1 dot matrix printer and/or CRT monitor in his/her basement.

And the #1 Requirement for a new Systems Analyst in Tech Support:

1.Can answer a pointy haired boss' computer questions without laughing . . . or crying!


Happy Friday Everyone! Remember every time you share Bill's Friday Funny an angel gets his computer upgraded.

Top Ten things I have seen in the clouds over Tisdale

I have been admiring the ... shall we say interesting? weather we have had here in Tisdale and area lately and it is amazing when you start cloud watching the images and likenesses you can find in them... so here are:

10.A big blob of shaving cream

9.Two polar bears having a snowball fight

8. A Snowman blowing their nose in a tissue

7.The Whitehouse with milk spilled all over it

6.An albino Tiger taking a bite out of a white chocolate candy bar.

5.A Dove smoking a cigarette

4.A Mountain Goat in a wedding dress

3. Beluga whale eating a marshmallow with sour cream on top

2.A pigeon throwing up clam chowder


and the Number 1 thing I have seen in the Clouds over Tisdale:


1.The Pillsbury Doughboy sitting on the toilet!

Happy Friday!